When this brah isn’t reading Maxim (aka Date Rapist’s Quarterly) or driving around in his suped-up Tercel, or finding great deals on fake designer shades, or making shitty super bowl predictions, or paying girls to pose in pictures with him, or trimming his goatee into the most ridiculous shape possible – he’s practicing his Dude Douche Duck Face. We think he’s nailed it.

Wanna be a badass duckfaced guy? Cool. You’ll need:

A chrome air gun from Walmart
One BMX glove
An empty bottle of a medium to high-end alcohol
An old bike chain
An ace card to wear as a visor
Your girlfriend’s sunglasses
$40.00
and of course…a decent duckface.

Bitch has a better rubber duckface than my 14-year-old cousin Amber.