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What Nightmares Are Made Of
One night I ate too much cheese and had a terrible nightmare in which a duckfaced girl attacked me in the back of a limo, and they only way I managed to escape was by putting a camera in the duckfaced girl’s hands. The camera distracted the duckface, who immediately started taking pics of herself, and I was able to escape into the night. Terrifying.
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Blue Steel Duckface – Derek Zoolander
Or someone trying to look like him. What a stupid duckface.
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Duckface Accessories
This is how to accessorize a perfectly good duckface. All she needs is a nice set of bangles to go with.
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The Camouflage Duckface
This girl likes to try and hide her duckface with lipstick that matches her skin tone… but we know what’s up.
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Candiduck
What memo did the girls of the world get that suggested this was the ultimate sexy pose? This weird angle makes girls look like startled birds. What kind of bird? A duck.
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Pete Wentz Be Rubberduckin’
Bitch has a better rubber duckface than my 14-year-old cousin Amber.
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This is RUBBER DUCK FACE
This beer-swilling Fraulein wants you to know that she can do more than just serve up the suds. She is also totes gangsta. Oh yeah, and she has a rubber duckface.
Most Recent Rubber Duckfaces
- Badass Duckface
- Duckface Bling
- Duckfaces Can Survive Without Bodies
- Duckfaced Girls Can Count
- Twilight Duckfacers
